Assigning work to his teacher

Vaibhav was just day two in school in standard I. Karthik and Vaibhav leave at different timings. Unfortunately Karthik left his diary. So I sent it via Vaibhav, asking him to give it to his brother. Vaibhav was already calculating that he had to climb two floors and he wouldn't have time. But, I convinced him to take and give it to his brother. When they came back, I asked Vaibhav if he went and gave the diary to Karthik. He replied that his aunty did that job for him. It seems, he went to his class teacher with the diary, and told her that "This diary is my brother's. He left it at home. He is in 3rd C. Can you please give it to him". Amazing how he gets his work done.

Other tit bits

May 2021

Due to lockdown, I had gained weight majorly on my tummy. Vaibhav was persistently telling me to lose weight, since it looked like I am pregnant and I have a baby inside me.  He would push me to exercise or go for walk. I began daily walking. I was looking at myself in the mirror, when Vaibhav walked in and said "Ninu awalpa sanna aag iidhiya.. adhre goth aagodilla" (You have lost weight a bit, but it can't be made out"

In his class there was EVS test.
They asked him to write:
Name who is the favorite person in your family?
What is their hobby?
So for first one he wrote as "Vaibhav" and for second one he wrote it as "Cooking". Teacher put a question mark for the first question.
I asked him why he did that, he replied innocently that "I am a family member too"

Vaibhav loves butter. Whenever my mother in law visits us she gets butter for him. He is super happy. After a couple of days, my mother in law told him that she will be returning. Vaibhav thought over for a while and then asked innocently "ninu benne nu thagondu hoogthiya" (will u take back the butter".

Vaibhav was in 1st Standard. The class teacher makes one child a prefect for a week. It was 3 months or more into school, but his teacher didn't pick him as a prefect. So, almost everyday he would go and ask his madam to make him a prefect. After a couple of days she got annoyed. So, she warned him that if he asks her again, he will never make him a prefect. So, he stayed quiet for a week. Then he went to his madam and told that the current prefect has been prefect since long and she needs to be changed. His madam gave up and made him prefect the following week.

Raj got Horlicks for the kids. So Vaibhav said this is kids horlicks, there is mother's horlicks too. But why there isnt father's horlicks.